Don't You Just Love Cats?!
Well my cat of course is the fattest cat in Sydney! He of course decided to show us that he is the best cat in the world and how great he is! So this is the story of, my cat the show of:
I fed him at his usual time (6pm) and of course an hour before 6 he is whining, complaining he is hungry. After I fed him he went out as usual and the dogs went in and cleaned his bowl, of course for us so that we don't have to! At about 7 he came bak in and of course I was eating dinner when he decided to show us that he is the nest cat in the world, he came in with a dead baby possum hanging half out of his mouth and believe me it is not a pretty site! I called mum over and she forced his mouth open until the possum plopped onto the floor, it was dead alrite! an it didn't really look like a possum it looked more like rat cross possum, so anyway we then forced the cat to pick it back up and then mum picked him up and I opened the front door and she put him outside and I locked the door behind him. a while after I heard a meow and yes he had went all the way round to the back door to show us again what a brilliant cat he was! so then I put him in the laundry and shut the laundry door and anyone that has been to me house knows that the laundry door is a rolling door, so of course he can open it! so for the last hour whilst talking on msn I have been running up and down the stairs yelling at the cat and shutting the door! talk about annoying!!! o well I suppose thats what you get for loving CUTE LITTLE BUNDLES OF FUN!!!
so thats my story of my cat the show off, I truly hope that your cat does not love you as much as my cat loves me! and if your cat does, I feel your pain! I hope that that does not make you feel as sick as I feel right now or feel as sad as I do for that little possum because its the worst feeling in the world to know that because of you a little baby died today! so please if you have a cat/kitten teach it to use a litter tray and keep it in at night! but if it is too late make sure that your cat does not do what mine did, it is a truly awful feeling and I hope no one has to ever feel that again! guys please keep your cats inside if you can!
I fed him at his usual time (6pm) and of course an hour before 6 he is whining, complaining he is hungry. After I fed him he went out as usual and the dogs went in and cleaned his bowl, of course for us so that we don't have to! At about 7 he came bak in and of course I was eating dinner when he decided to show us that he is the nest cat in the world, he came in with a dead baby possum hanging half out of his mouth and believe me it is not a pretty site! I called mum over and she forced his mouth open until the possum plopped onto the floor, it was dead alrite! an it didn't really look like a possum it looked more like rat cross possum, so anyway we then forced the cat to pick it back up and then mum picked him up and I opened the front door and she put him outside and I locked the door behind him. a while after I heard a meow and yes he had went all the way round to the back door to show us again what a brilliant cat he was! so then I put him in the laundry and shut the laundry door and anyone that has been to me house knows that the laundry door is a rolling door, so of course he can open it! so for the last hour whilst talking on msn I have been running up and down the stairs yelling at the cat and shutting the door! talk about annoying!!! o well I suppose thats what you get for loving CUTE LITTLE BUNDLES OF FUN!!!
so thats my story of my cat the show off, I truly hope that your cat does not love you as much as my cat loves me! and if your cat does, I feel your pain! I hope that that does not make you feel as sick as I feel right now or feel as sad as I do for that little possum because its the worst feeling in the world to know that because of you a little baby died today! so please if you have a cat/kitten teach it to use a litter tray and keep it in at night! but if it is too late make sure that your cat does not do what mine did, it is a truly awful feeling and I hope no one has to ever feel that again! guys please keep your cats inside if you can!
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